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Friday, December 11, 2009

Really? No, Really?!

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

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The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.


“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”


Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.


Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

6 comments:

AmyBean said...

Yeah, because every black woman wants to be a mistress. I think THAT sends the wrong message.

Al Sharpton needs medication.

Sheella said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really needed a laugh today. This is awesome.

AmyBean said...

Wait, now I'm confused. Is this a joke or for real? I can't tell -- anything's possible with Al.

Sheella said...

Its a joke. I had to google it. I know that the dude is completely crazy with the racist thing but this just a little over the top. Even for him.

Little Miss Me said...

hahahaha! Is it really a joke? I totally thought it was real. I put nothing past the Rev. I should have known better since the hubs is the one who sent it to me. Too funny.

Valkyrie said...

LOL