tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post6651996014545232042..comments2023-04-09T06:31:08.396-04:00Comments on Milking Miami: Blue Balls and the Cuckoo's NestLittle Miss Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00331610017041834439noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post-32001175423121675692010-01-24T18:47:36.624-05:002010-01-24T18:47:36.624-05:00You have the best Bachelor blog ever! Haahahaahaa ...You have the best Bachelor blog ever! Haahahaahaa I can't stop laughing when I read it. <br /><br />I was totally glad he told Elizabeth to get lost. How the hell is he supposed to keep her as one of the final two if he doesn't know if they have chemistry. Frankly, I think he should have sex with ALL of them. I don't think you can make such an important decision without having sex with the person. :-P I'm not really kidding.<br /><br />And yeah, super glad he got rid of Michelle. That is the first time he has shown some cajones. She was playing head games. She wanted him to beg her to stay because she was so convinced she was the one for him. I hate that game playing crap. Good riddance. And come to think of it, she does look coked out!<br /><br />I watch pornos all the time. I'm going to start paying attention to the girls' faces. That's not what I normally pay attention to though. Hahaahaaha Again, I'm not kidding.<br /><br />I would be PISSED if someone told me the ending of it all. So don't even be tempted! >:-PValkyriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575883172357805945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post-43643952025895883672010-01-21T02:11:05.083-05:002010-01-21T02:11:05.083-05:00I was sorta bummed that he kicked off Crazy and ev...I was sorta bummed that he kicked off Crazy and even Flat-Ass because they were at least semi-exciting. Buuuut it also made me like him just a tidge because he kinda showed some balls. I bet one or both of them reappears for some reason or another. It will happen when there are three girls left. <br /><br />And of course Jake cried, of course. He's the biggest pussy ever, so no shock there. I'm such a raging bitch, I was almost CRYING I was laughing so hard at him. <br /><br />(Let your kiddos fight it out. I think it'll be fine, yo.) <br /><br />I can't figure out the hating Vienna thing either. I mean usually they show the bitchy shit or her talking smack, but nada. I think she's just a dumbass and was bragging to much about her one-on-one. I was embarrassed for ehr when she was going on about their gay kiss. *rolls eyes* You're right, busting in on Queen Tease did nothing for her in the other girls' eyes. Speaking of eyes what *did* happen to hers? She looks like a small creature on The Lion King or something, with those huge eyes. Her hair is awful and her make-up always looks so slept in.<br /><br />Tenley preggers...WHA????? I *will* stay tuned for that shit. <br /><br />That comedy club thing was hideous and cruel. I probably would've dittto'd your speech and flounced out. But not before I drank as much free booze as I could possibly consume and fell on my ass on the way out.<br /><br />Oh but Crazy's skit was SOOOOO typical of her kooky butt. What the fuck? I was absolutely CLUELESS for the longest time about the coconut joke, until she lamely gestured to her puny bewbs. <br /><br />I had to turn away from the lizard kiss and from your description, I am fucking glad I did. Why does she ALWAYS look like she just got done bawling buckets? Maybe she does coke or has extreme allergies. <br /><br />I'm so happy you brought up the "homemaker" thing. Huh? Does she have kids? Is that just a polite way to say UNEMPLOYED? <br /><br />Vienna on a prono....Huh, yeah, I can see that.Jodihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561754408386176131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post-5522959907988177972010-01-19T20:02:02.832-05:002010-01-19T20:02:02.832-05:00OHMYGAWD! I love you. Can I pimp your blog out t...OHMYGAWD! I love you. Can I pimp your blog out to my SIL and other RL friends who watch The Bach, too? I want to but only with your permission, of course. <br /><br />I have to run to Target but I will be back later to dish on each and very little gloriously, awesome detail of this post. <br /><br /><3Jodihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561754408386176131noreply@blogger.com