tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post4277619898133908881..comments2023-04-09T06:31:08.396-04:00Comments on Milking Miami: In case you hadn't heard...Little Miss Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00331610017041834439noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post-15207123590815090102010-01-27T22:04:22.713-05:002010-01-27T22:04:22.713-05:00Ya know, I think I might *almost* be buying into h...Ya know, I think I might *almost* be buying into how desperate Jakey-poo is for looooooove. Do you think it's remotely possible that he could be *that* much of a pussy? I guess, so. Ew.<br /><br />That road trip thing made me super uncomfortable, too. I'm not much of a road tripper under the best circumstances, so that whole cluster fuck they had going on there would have SUPER pissed me off. I wanted to yak when whoever it was was eating cheap lunch meat with her fingers. Sick! I think part of the reason they were so happy to be out of the house was to be away from the Evil Vienna. I too, still do not understand why the fuck everyone is so hot under the collar about that loon. She seems like such a non-threat. And why, why, WHY if she talks SO much shit and is so fuckin' awful, have they not caught any of it on camera. Well, there was the whole asking for one-on-one when she already had a rose and the asking to have one-on-one last but they already hated her by then. <br /><br />I'll be sad when she goes just because she is so fucking psycho over him. (WHO WOULD BE PSYCHO FOR JAKE??????) She definitely has something wrong with her mug, but she's like that kid on the school bus who sat in front of you and was just off enough that you were interested in her story. The girl who started possibly getting to third base in the back of the local movie theater at age 11 and literally walked out to have a cigarette afterward. While I don't *like* her, she is somewhat interesting to me. The thing that is so irritating to me about Vienna is that she thinks she knows Jake soooooo well. *eye roll* Yippy-fucking-skippy.<br /><br />I like Gia, too but I don't think he'll keep her until the end. I'm thinking that either Gia or Ali will end up in the final 2 or 3 and one will be the next Bachelorette. Gia is purty, purty, purty to me. (Why the FUCK do I keep repeating things 3 times?) There were MANY things throughout this episode that had me literally laughing out loud. And that fucking retarded spin the bottle game was no exception. DUMB! I was glad he kept her, I think she is too good for him. <br /><br />That group date - sheesh. The little cars looked cool (why can't I remember their names....doonbuggies but how do you spell it?) The surfing thing would have pissed me off, and I wouldn't have been down with the rolling down the hill thing either. That shit looked painful! The hotel looked gaudy and overdone but I have to admit I would have thought it was cool. But I readily admit that I never get out - HA!<br /><br />Poor Ashley. I liked her but I don't think she was able to fake it with Jake (I think the majority of the bitches on that show are just master fakers.) Another time when I was LOL-ing was their awkward silences during their one-on-one. I was like, "Pack yer bags, and start the limo, this beeyotch is goin' HOOOOME!"<br /><br />I do not have even ONE memory of Kathryn or green eye shadow until they basically got sent home. Well, except when Eye Shadow decided to grow a pair and "expose" Vienna. (Another surefire ticket home. Ella was OK, but I couldn't even see a fake future with her. <br /><br />Ali...ahhhhh Ali. I don't know anymore. She is pretty and I think IRL, I would like her but there's something almost sketchy about her. Like I could it coming out that she has a boyfriend in real life. She's still my fave, though. Tenley drives me INSANE! She seems like an idiot or so sweet she could give me toothache. Gorgeous girl, though....Possible *too* gorgeous. <br /><br />I fucking CANNOT wait until next week. And I good job for posting so quickly. I look forward to this blog every single week!!!!!<br /><br /><3<3<3Jodihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561754408386176131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-452568171229084319.post-73655737580582075702010-01-27T01:53:01.697-05:002010-01-27T01:53:01.697-05:00Thanks for filling me in, mi amor!
I would have ...Thanks for filling me in, mi amor! <br /><br />I would have liked to see that conversation where Jake told Vienna to slow her roll down. Daniel almost had a heart attack when Jake kept her (he says she is butt ugly) and let Ashley go (he thinks she's hot). I do not see her appeal. But don't you think it's a big red flag that all the other chicks hate her? There's something wrong there. Women have a sixth sense.<br /><br />That Kathryn/Ella date was totally awkward. I kind of liked Ella, but I would have dumped her too because she had an annoying kid. She was really pretty though, excluding the Jersey nails (you are so right about that). <br /><br />I thought it was hilarious that when Jake finally took that idiot Kathryn outside for alone time, she immediately jumped on him and nagged him and sounded totally insecure. And *then* I was totally laughing when she was all, "Did anyone see that coming???" in the limo. Um yeah. Actually I did. Men hate when you jump on their ass for ignoring them and not making them feel pretty or whatever. Bleh!<br /><br />Jake is still so fucking annoying and weenieish. God. Seriously. I could never get it up for that guy. I'd need viagra. <br /><br />Jake is weird. I don't know where he's going with this. <br /><br />Ali is freakin' gorgeous. But WTF is wrong with her to be interested in a numb nuts like Jake? There must be some serious flaw. Do you think she has herpes or something? I mean, she is so far out of his league. Maybe she has a penis? Vagina dentata???Valkyriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575883172357805945noreply@blogger.com